Uncover Luxury as Timeless as the Russian Punk Rock Invasion of ’12

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Onward to the unsung hero of 2012 – the Mercedes-Benz CL63 AMG. Might I add, “unsung” because 2012 was the year the world was super sure it was ending (Mayan Calendar, anybody?).

Eye-Catching Exterior (without any Mayan Hieroglyphs)

While the Mayans predicted total oblivion for our planet, Mercedes was busy whipping out this masterpiece painted in nothing less than the blackest black. This car comes armed with a power sunroof, bi-xenon headlights, and even the fancy side-feature – a pillarless roof replete with retracting windows. Each of these adds an element of suaveness to this tremendous automotive delight.

Luxurious Cabin (and no, that’s not a Marijuana Reference)

One step inside the cabin of this jewel and you’re instantly transported to the lap of unadulterated luxury – seats swathed in black AMG Premium leather, a state-of-the-art Harmon Kardon LOGIC7 sound system, and the Mercedes trademark of COMAND infotainment with navigation. And trust us, this is just scratching the surface of this car’s luxurious capabilities.

2012 Beneath the Hood

Under the hood, we’ve got the powerful twin-turbocharged 5.5-liter engine, a steadfast constant of the series. Delivering 536 horsepower, it’s like having your very own personal joust tournament without any of the risks.

And just in case anyone forgot the cherry on top, this beauty comes from the peach state. Yes, folks, she was registered in Georgia and California, and she comes with a clean Carfax report to prove it.

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